Mountain Man Insights » Short TALL tales http://mountainmaninsights.org Wise old sayings never heard before Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:34:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Kissing spreads germs! That’s why so many romantic affairs go sick. http://mountainmaninsights.org/kissing-spreads-germs-thats-why-so-many-romantic-affairs-go-sick http://mountainmaninsights.org/kissing-spreads-germs-thats-why-so-many-romantic-affairs-go-sick#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:58:07 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10506 Kissing spreads germs!

That’s why so many
romantic affairs go sick.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/kissing-spreads-germs-thats-why-so-many-romantic-affairs-go-sick/feed 0 My car is in the hospital for major surgery! http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-car-is-in-the-hospital-for-major-surgery http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-car-is-in-the-hospital-for-major-surgery#comments Sat, 10 Sep 2011 13:22:16 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10478 My car is in the
hospital for
major surgery!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-car-is-in-the-hospital-for-major-surgery/feed 0 The hungry tiger and I disagree on what we’re eating for dinner. http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:33:26 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10400 The hungry tiger and
I disagree on what
we’re eating for dinner.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner/feed 0 All went well when America seceded from Washington. http://mountainmaninsights.org/all-went-well-when-america-seceded-from-washington http://mountainmaninsights.org/all-went-well-when-america-seceded-from-washington#comments Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:19:23 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10308 All went well when
America seceded
from Washington.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/all-went-well-when-america-seceded-from-washington/feed 0 Notice: We are indefinately CLOSED until we figure out what we are doing. http://mountainmaninsights.org/notice-we-are-indefinately-closed-until-we-figure-out-what-we-are-doing http://mountainmaninsights.org/notice-we-are-indefinately-closed-until-we-figure-out-what-we-are-doing#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 21:44:14 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10280 Notice:  We are indefinately
CLOSED until we figure
out what we are doing.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/notice-we-are-indefinately-closed-until-we-figure-out-what-we-are-doing/feed 0 Washington now has a Www credibility rating. http://mountainmaninsights.org/washington-now-has-a-www-credibility-rating http://mountainmaninsights.org/washington-now-has-a-www-credibility-rating#comments Wed, 03 Aug 2011 11:55:34 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10201 Washington now has a
Www credibility rating.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/washington-now-has-a-www-credibility-rating/feed 0 Q. Why are you drilling holes in our sinking ship’s hull? A. We’re accelerating progress! http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-are-you-drilling-holes-in-our-sinking-ships-hull-a-were-accelerating-progress http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-are-you-drilling-holes-in-our-sinking-ships-hull-a-were-accelerating-progress#comments Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:20:56 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10171 Q. Why are you drilling holes
in our sinking ship’s hull?

A. We’re accelerating progress!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-are-you-drilling-holes-in-our-sinking-ships-hull-a-were-accelerating-progress/feed 0 A new survey has found that termites have a 47% higher approval rating than Washington. http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-new-survey-has-found-that-termites-have-a-47-higher-approval-rating-than-washington-has http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-new-survey-has-found-that-termites-have-a-47-higher-approval-rating-than-washington-has#comments Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:21:21 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10168 A new survey has found that
termites have a 47% higher
approval rating than Washington.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-new-survey-has-found-that-termites-have-a-47-higher-approval-rating-than-washington-has/feed 0 Please include a $4.95 payment to cover the cost of processing and handling your complaint. http://mountainmaninsights.org/please-include-a-4-95-payment-to-cover-the-cost-of-processing-and-handling-your-complaint http://mountainmaninsights.org/please-include-a-4-95-payment-to-cover-the-cost-of-processing-and-handling-your-complaint#comments Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:23:33 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10137 Please include a $4.95 payment
to cover the cost of processing
and handling your complaint.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/please-include-a-4-95-payment-to-cover-the-cost-of-processing-and-handling-your-complaint/feed 0 The get-away vehicle was a pony-powered cart. http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-get-away-vehicle-was-a-pony-powered-cart http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-get-away-vehicle-was-a-pony-powered-cart#comments Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:22:48 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10045 The get-away vehicle was
a pony-powered cart.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-get-away-vehicle-was-a-pony-powered-cart/feed 0 A 105 year old man was asked the secret of his long life. He replied: I needed the extra five years to complete my work. http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-105-year-old-man-was-asked-the-secret-of-his-long-life-he-replied-i-needed-the-extra-five-years-to-complete-my-work http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-105-year-old-man-was-asked-the-secret-of-his-long-life-he-replied-i-needed-the-extra-five-years-to-complete-my-work#comments Sat, 02 Jul 2011 12:24:31 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10018 A 105 year old man was asked
the secret of his long life.  He
replied:  I needed the extra five
years to complete my work.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-105-year-old-man-was-asked-the-secret-of-his-long-life-he-replied-i-needed-the-extra-five-years-to-complete-my-work/feed 0 Dangerous accidents happen in home. Stay out! http://mountainmaninsights.org/dangerous-accidents-happen-in-home-stay-out http://mountainmaninsights.org/dangerous-accidents-happen-in-home-stay-out#comments Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:38:34 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10012 Dangerous accidents happen
in home.  Stay out!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/dangerous-accidents-happen-in-home-stay-out/feed 0 The National Children’s Association recommends limiting young children’s TV viewing time to 26 hours a day. http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-national-childrens-association-recommends-limiting-young-childrens-tv-viewing-time-to-26-hours-a-day http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-national-childrens-association-recommends-limiting-young-childrens-tv-viewing-time-to-26-hours-a-day#comments Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:12:33 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10007 The National Children’s Association
recommends limiting young children’s
TV viewing time to 26 hours a day.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-national-childrens-association-recommends-limiting-young-childrens-tv-viewing-time-to-26-hours-a-day/feed 0 Same great price as before our sale! http://mountainmaninsights.org/same-great-price-as-before-our-sale http://mountainmaninsights.org/same-great-price-as-before-our-sale#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 14:17:43 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9922 Same great price
as before our sale!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/same-great-price-as-before-our-sale/feed 0 Dinosaurs demand U.S. citizenship! Claim they lived here millions of years before humans did. http://mountainmaninsights.org/dinosaurs-demand-u-s-citizenship-claim-they-lived-here-millions-of-years-before-humans-did http://mountainmaninsights.org/dinosaurs-demand-u-s-citizenship-claim-they-lived-here-millions-of-years-before-humans-did#comments Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:46:02 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9912 Dinosaurs demand U.S. citizenship!
Claim they lived here millions of
years before humans did.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/dinosaurs-demand-u-s-citizenship-claim-they-lived-here-millions-of-years-before-humans-did/feed 0 Move your business to Antarctica! The only lawyer-free continent. http://mountainmaninsights.org/move-your-business-to-antarctica-the-only-lawyer-free-continent http://mountainmaninsights.org/move-your-business-to-antarctica-the-only-lawyer-free-continent#comments Sun, 29 May 2011 11:46:41 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9800 Move your business to Antarctica!
The only lawyer-free continent.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/move-your-business-to-antarctica-the-only-lawyer-free-continent/feed 0 We are in 350th place, out of 270 contestants. http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-are-in-350th-place-out-of-270-contestants http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-are-in-350th-place-out-of-270-contestants#comments Sat, 28 May 2011 14:00:45 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9796 We are in 350th place, out of 270 contestants.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-are-in-350th-place-out-of-270-contestants/feed 0 I am suing them for wrongful termination of employment based only on stupidity and incompetence! http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-am-suing-them-for-wrongful-termination-of-employment-based-only-on-stupidity-and-incompetence http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-am-suing-them-for-wrongful-termination-of-employment-based-only-on-stupidity-and-incompetence#comments Mon, 16 May 2011 08:30:09 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9748 I am suing them for wrongful
termination of employment based
only on stupidity and incompetence!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-am-suing-them-for-wrongful-termination-of-employment-based-only-on-stupidity-and-incompetence/feed 0 Normal Watch Promptly report any normal activities that you see! http://mountainmaninsights.org/normal-watch-promptly-report-any-normal-activities-that-you-see http://mountainmaninsights.org/normal-watch-promptly-report-any-normal-activities-that-you-see#comments Sun, 24 Apr 2011 13:19:10 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9657 Normal Watch

Promptly report any normal
activities that you see!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/normal-watch-promptly-report-any-normal-activities-that-you-see/feed 0 Be safety conscious when you are working while sleeping. http://mountainmaninsights.org/be-safety-conscious-when-you-are-working-while-sleeping http://mountainmaninsights.org/be-safety-conscious-when-you-are-working-while-sleeping#comments Thu, 21 Apr 2011 12:17:49 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9643 Be safety conscious when you
are working while sleeping.

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