When we arrived in Heaven there were no parking places.
Category Archives: Short TALL tales
June 2, 2009
A new study has found that nothing is working right.
A new study has found that nothing is working right.
May 31, 2009
The new Paralysis Amendment creates three co-equal Presidents – a liberal, a pragmatist, and a conservative. All three must agree on everything before anything gets done.
The new Paralysis Amendment creates three co-equal Presidents: A liberal, a pragmatist, and a conservative. All three must agree on everything before anything gets done.
May 30, 2009
Don’t use good judgement! We’re running out of it.
Don’t use good judgement! We’re running out of it.
May 29, 2009
Q. What are you doing here in Hell? A. I followed you down.
Q. What are you doing here in Hell? A. I followed you down.
May 28, 2009
Q. Do bees know the difference between natural flowers and plastic flowers? A. Yes! Natural bees pollinate natural flowers. Plastic bees pollinate plastic flowers.
Q. Do bees know the difference between natural flowers and plastic flowers? A. Yes! Natural bees pollinate natural flowers. Plastic bees pollinate plastic flowers.
May 27, 2009
May 25, 2009