Mountain Man Insights » animals http://mountainmaninsights.org Wise old sayings never heard before Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:34:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Honey attracts bears. Money draws people. http://mountainmaninsights.org/honey-attracts-bears-money-draws-people http://mountainmaninsights.org/honey-attracts-bears-money-draws-people#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:39:29 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10510 Honey attracts bears.
Money draws people.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/honey-attracts-bears-money-draws-people/feed 0 The hungry tiger and I disagree on what we’re eating for dinner. http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:33:26 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10400 The hungry tiger and
I disagree on what
we’re eating for dinner.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner/feed 0 Dinosaurs demand U.S. citizenship! Claim they lived here millions of years before humans did. http://mountainmaninsights.org/dinosaurs-demand-u-s-citizenship-claim-they-lived-here-millions-of-years-before-humans-did http://mountainmaninsights.org/dinosaurs-demand-u-s-citizenship-claim-they-lived-here-millions-of-years-before-humans-did#comments Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:46:02 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9912 Dinosaurs demand U.S. citizenship!
Claim they lived here millions of
years before humans did.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/dinosaurs-demand-u-s-citizenship-claim-they-lived-here-millions-of-years-before-humans-did/feed 0 It’s a dog eat dog world! But we cats are content and comcatible. http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-a-dog-eat-dog-world-but-we-cats-are-content-and-comcatible http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-a-dog-eat-dog-world-but-we-cats-are-content-and-comcatible#comments Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:10:07 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9182 It’s a dog eat dog world!  But we
cats are content and comcatible.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-a-dog-eat-dog-world-but-we-cats-are-content-and-comcatible/feed 0 Perfect people are as common as healthy dinosaurs. http://mountainmaninsights.org/perfect-people-are-as-common-as-healthy-dinosaurs http://mountainmaninsights.org/perfect-people-are-as-common-as-healthy-dinosaurs#comments Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:15:09 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=8706 Perfect people are as common
as healthy dinosaurs.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/perfect-people-are-as-common-as-healthy-dinosaurs/feed 0 Dragons are now on the endangered species list. http://mountainmaninsights.org/dragons-are-now-on-the-endangered-species-list http://mountainmaninsights.org/dragons-are-now-on-the-endangered-species-list#comments Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:26:52 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=8303 Dragons are now on the
endangered species list.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/dragons-are-now-on-the-endangered-species-list/feed 0 Cats, dogs, monkeys, and people love to be caressed! http://mountainmaninsights.org/cats-dogs-monkeys-and-people-love-to-be-caressed http://mountainmaninsights.org/cats-dogs-monkeys-and-people-love-to-be-caressed#comments Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:21:58 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=8054 Cats, dogs, monkeys, and
people love to be caressed!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/cats-dogs-monkeys-and-people-love-to-be-caressed/feed 0 He is smart as a fox – but less honest. http://mountainmaninsights.org/he-is-sharp-as-a-fox-but-less-honest http://mountainmaninsights.org/he-is-sharp-as-a-fox-but-less-honest#comments Mon, 02 Aug 2010 13:56:52 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7958 He is smart as a fox
- but less honest.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/he-is-sharp-as-a-fox-but-less-honest/feed 0 Q. Why do dogs bark? A. No one ever taught them how to talk. http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-dogs-bark-a-no-one-ever-taught-them-how-to-talk http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-dogs-bark-a-no-one-ever-taught-them-how-to-talk#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:11:09 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7603 Q. Why do dogs bark?

A. No one ever taught
them how to talk.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-dogs-bark-a-no-one-ever-taught-them-how-to-talk/feed 0 Q. Why do so many families have dogs and cats as pets? A. Elephants do not fit comfortably in most homes. http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-so-many-families-have-dogs-and-cats-as-pets-a-elephants-do-not-fit-comfortably-in-most-homes http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-so-many-families-have-dogs-and-cats-as-pets-a-elephants-do-not-fit-comfortably-in-most-homes#comments Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:12:22 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7284 Q.  Why do so many families
have dogs and cats as pets?

A. Elephants do not fit
comfortably into most homes.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-so-many-families-have-dogs-and-cats-as-pets-a-elephants-do-not-fit-comfortably-in-most-homes/feed 0 The dinosaurs are eating all the vegetables in our garden! But they are an endangered species strictly protected by the law. http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-dinosaurs-are-eating-all-the-vegetables-in-our-garden-but-they-are-an-endangered-species-strictly-protected-by-the-law http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-dinosaurs-are-eating-all-the-vegetables-in-our-garden-but-they-are-an-endangered-species-strictly-protected-by-the-law#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 14:04:14 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7026 The dinosaurs are eating all the
vegetables in our garden!  But
they are an endangered species
strictly protected by the law.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-dinosaurs-are-eating-all-the-vegetables-in-our-garden-but-they-are-an-endangered-species-strictly-protected-by-the-law/feed 0 Endangered Bears Hungry dinosaurs are endangering the black bears! http://mountainmaninsights.org/endangered-bears-hungry-dinosaurs-are-endangering-the-black-bears http://mountainmaninsights.org/endangered-bears-hungry-dinosaurs-are-endangering-the-black-bears#comments Fri, 07 May 2010 14:22:10 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6967 Endangered Bears

Hungry dinosaurs are
endangering the black bears!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/endangered-bears-hungry-dinosaurs-are-endangering-the-black-bears/feed 0 Advice to a rooster: Don’t crow when you have no chickens. http://mountainmaninsights.org/advice-to-a-rooster-dont-crow-when-you-have-no-chickens http://mountainmaninsights.org/advice-to-a-rooster-dont-crow-when-you-have-no-chickens#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:10:04 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6521 Advice to a rooster: Don’t crow when you have no chickens.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/advice-to-a-rooster-dont-crow-when-you-have-no-chickens/feed 0 The chipmunks are outrunning the snails! http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-chipmunks-are-outrunning-the-snails http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-chipmunks-are-outrunning-the-snails#comments Sat, 27 Mar 2010 12:32:14 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6485 The chipmunks are outrunning the snails!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-chipmunks-are-outrunning-the-snails/feed 0 Here rests the late Ernie Chubbs. He got between a mother bear and her cubs! http://mountainmaninsights.org/here-rests-the-late-ernie-chubbs-he-got-between-a-mother-bear-and-her-cubs http://mountainmaninsights.org/here-rests-the-late-ernie-chubbs-he-got-between-a-mother-bear-and-her-cubs#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:02:26 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6466 Here rests the late Ernie Chubbs.  He got between a mother bear and her cubs!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/here-rests-the-late-ernie-chubbs-he-got-between-a-mother-bear-and-her-cubs/feed 0 To know a whale is to love a whale! http://mountainmaninsights.org/to-know-a-whale-is-to-love-a-whale http://mountainmaninsights.org/to-know-a-whale-is-to-love-a-whale#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:50:49 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6228 To know a whale is to love a whale!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/to-know-a-whale-is-to-love-a-whale/feed 0 Q. How many whales can you squeeze into a sardine can? A. How big are the whales? http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-how-many-whales-can-you-squeeze-into-a-sardine-can-a-how-big-are-the-whales http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-how-many-whales-can-you-squeeze-into-a-sardine-can-a-how-big-are-the-whales#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:30:15 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6194 Q. How many whales can you squeeze into a sardine can?

A. How big are the whales?

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-how-many-whales-can-you-squeeze-into-a-sardine-can-a-how-big-are-the-whales/feed 0 Bad news for the fishermen is good news for the fish. http://mountainmaninsights.org/bad-news-for-the-fishermen-is-good-news-for-the-fish http://mountainmaninsights.org/bad-news-for-the-fishermen-is-good-news-for-the-fish#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:32:12 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6146 Bad news for the fishermen is good news for the fish.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/bad-news-for-the-fishermen-is-good-news-for-the-fish/feed 0 We’re safe from wild boars out here! But the sharks are a problem. http://mountainmaninsights.org/were-safe-from-wild-boars-out-here-but-the-sharks-are-a-problem http://mountainmaninsights.org/were-safe-from-wild-boars-out-here-but-the-sharks-are-a-problem#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:16:45 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=6134 We’re safe from wild boars out here.  But the sharks are a problem.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/were-safe-from-wild-boars-out-here-but-the-sharks-are-a-problem/feed 0 We are soliciting menu suggestions from hungry tigers! http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-are-soliciting-menu-suggestions-from-hungry-tigers http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-are-soliciting-menu-suggestions-from-hungry-tigers#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:05:18 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=5775 We are soliciting menu suggestions from hungry tigers!

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