Mountain Man Insights » fun http://mountainmaninsights.org Wise old sayings never heard before Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:34:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 I survived our marriage. http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-survived-our-marriage http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-survived-our-marriage#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:25:29 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10633 I survived
our marriage.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-survived-our-marriage/feed 0 Try to be right more often! http://mountainmaninsights.org/try-to-be-right-more-often http://mountainmaninsights.org/try-to-be-right-more-often#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2011 12:54:11 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10609 Try to be right
more often!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/try-to-be-right-more-often/feed 0 You put the wrong words in my mouth. http://mountainmaninsights.org/you-put-the-wrong-words-in-my-mouth http://mountainmaninsights.org/you-put-the-wrong-words-in-my-mouth#comments Sun, 09 Oct 2011 13:14:39 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10623 You put the wrong
words in my mouth.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/you-put-the-wrong-words-in-my-mouth/feed 0 We’re on a winning streak! One game won already. http://mountainmaninsights.org/were-on-a-winning-streak-one-game-won-already http://mountainmaninsights.org/were-on-a-winning-streak-one-game-won-already#comments Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:53:29 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10566 We’re on a winning
streak!  One game
won already.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/were-on-a-winning-streak-one-game-won-already/feed 0 Kissing spreads germs! That’s why so many romantic affairs go sick. http://mountainmaninsights.org/kissing-spreads-germs-thats-why-so-many-romantic-affairs-go-sick http://mountainmaninsights.org/kissing-spreads-germs-thats-why-so-many-romantic-affairs-go-sick#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:58:07 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10506 Kissing spreads germs!

That’s why so many
romantic affairs go sick.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/kissing-spreads-germs-thats-why-so-many-romantic-affairs-go-sick/feed 0 My car is in the hospital for major surgery! http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-car-is-in-the-hospital-for-major-surgery http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-car-is-in-the-hospital-for-major-surgery#comments Sat, 10 Sep 2011 13:22:16 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10478 My car is in the
hospital for
major surgery!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-car-is-in-the-hospital-for-major-surgery/feed 0 To save money, make only low-cost mistakes. http://mountainmaninsights.org/to-save-money-make-only-low-cost-mistakes http://mountainmaninsights.org/to-save-money-make-only-low-cost-mistakes#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:19:44 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10472 To save money, make
only low-cost mistakes.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/to-save-money-make-only-low-cost-mistakes/feed 0 Q. Do plastic flowers require watering? A. Yes. Use only plastic water. http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-do-plastic-flowers-require-watering-a-yes-use-only-plastic-water http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-do-plastic-flowers-require-watering-a-yes-use-only-plastic-water#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:17:51 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10470 Q. Do plastic flowers
require watering?

A. Yes.  Use only
plastic water.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-do-plastic-flowers-require-watering-a-yes-use-only-plastic-water/feed 0 Eat your chocolate before you get your broccoli. http://mountainmaninsights.org/eat-your-chocolate-before-you-get-your-broccoli http://mountainmaninsights.org/eat-your-chocolate-before-you-get-your-broccoli#comments Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:03:55 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10454 Eat your chocolate before
you get your broccoli.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/eat-your-chocolate-before-you-get-your-broccoli/feed 0 Q. What moves slowly, and fiercely fast? A. A hurricane! http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-what-moves-slowly-and-fiercely-fast-a-a-hurricane http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-what-moves-slowly-and-fiercely-fast-a-a-hurricane#comments Sun, 28 Aug 2011 11:22:41 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10339 Q. What moves slowly,
and fiercely fast?

A. A hurricane!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-what-moves-slowly-and-fiercely-fast-a-a-hurricane/feed 0 The hungry tiger and I disagree on what we’re eating for dinner. http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:33:26 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10400 The hungry tiger and
I disagree on what
we’re eating for dinner.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-hungry-tiger-and-i-disagree-on-what-were-eating-for-dinner/feed 0 In our ongoing efforts to slash costs, we have reduced our paper clip consumption by 20 percent. http://mountainmaninsights.org/in-our-ongoing-efforts-to-slash-costs-we-have-reduced-our-paper-clip-consumption-by-20-percent http://mountainmaninsights.org/in-our-ongoing-efforts-to-slash-costs-we-have-reduced-our-paper-clip-consumption-by-20-percent#comments Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:29:53 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10375 In our ongoing efforts
to slash costs, we
have reduced our
paper clip consumption
by 20 percent.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/in-our-ongoing-efforts-to-slash-costs-we-have-reduced-our-paper-clip-consumption-by-20-percent/feed 0 All went well when America seceded from Washington. http://mountainmaninsights.org/all-went-well-when-america-seceded-from-washington http://mountainmaninsights.org/all-went-well-when-america-seceded-from-washington#comments Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:19:23 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10308 All went well when
America seceded
from Washington.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/all-went-well-when-america-seceded-from-washington/feed 0 Notice: Please do not take this notice seriously. http://mountainmaninsights.org/notice-please-do-not-take-this-notice-seriously http://mountainmaninsights.org/notice-please-do-not-take-this-notice-seriously#comments Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:17:09 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10282 Notice: Please do not
take this notice seriously.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/notice-please-do-not-take-this-notice-seriously/feed 0 Young children find the fun in today. http://mountainmaninsights.org/young-children-find-the-fun-in-today http://mountainmaninsights.org/young-children-find-the-fun-in-today#comments Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:34:32 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10236 Young children find
the fun in today.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/young-children-find-the-fun-in-today/feed 0 Q. Why are you drilling holes in our sinking ship’s hull? A. We’re accelerating progress! http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-are-you-drilling-holes-in-our-sinking-ships-hull-a-were-accelerating-progress http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-are-you-drilling-holes-in-our-sinking-ships-hull-a-were-accelerating-progress#comments Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:20:56 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10171 Q. Why are you drilling holes
in our sinking ship’s hull?

A. We’re accelerating progress!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-are-you-drilling-holes-in-our-sinking-ships-hull-a-were-accelerating-progress/feed 0 Please include a $4.95 payment to cover the cost of processing and handling your complaint. http://mountainmaninsights.org/please-include-a-4-95-payment-to-cover-the-cost-of-processing-and-handling-your-complaint http://mountainmaninsights.org/please-include-a-4-95-payment-to-cover-the-cost-of-processing-and-handling-your-complaint#comments Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:23:33 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10137 Please include a $4.95 payment
to cover the cost of processing
and handling your complaint.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/please-include-a-4-95-payment-to-cover-the-cost-of-processing-and-handling-your-complaint/feed 0 Wanted: Lost smile seeks a happy face. http://mountainmaninsights.org/wanted-lost-smile-seeks-a-happy-face http://mountainmaninsights.org/wanted-lost-smile-seeks-a-happy-face#comments Sat, 16 Jul 2011 20:31:13 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=10099 Wanted: Lost smile
seeks a happy face.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/wanted-lost-smile-seeks-a-happy-face/feed 0 The Good Crooks We only steal from the rich! http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-good-crooks-we-only-steal-from-the-rich http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-good-crooks-we-only-steal-from-the-rich#comments Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:02:55 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9947 The Good Crooks

We only steal from the rich!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/the-good-crooks-we-only-steal-from-the-rich/feed 0 Corrections: Everything we said yesterday was wrong. Sorry about that. http://mountainmaninsights.org/corrections-everything-we-said-yesterday-was-wrong-sorry-about-that http://mountainmaninsights.org/corrections-everything-we-said-yesterday-was-wrong-sorry-about-that#comments Sun, 19 Jun 2011 09:37:06 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=9942 Corrections:  Everything we
said yesterday was wrong.
Sorry about that.

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