Mountain Man Insights » pets http://mountainmaninsights.org Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:40:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 I wish my husband would listen to my cat. http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-wish-my-husband-would-listen-to-my-cat http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-wish-my-husband-would-listen-to-my-cat#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:35:42 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=8256 I wish my husband
would listen to my cat.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-wish-my-husband-would-listen-to-my-cat/feed 0 Cats, dogs, monkeys, and people love to be caressed! http://mountainmaninsights.org/cats-dogs-monkeys-and-people-love-to-be-caressed http://mountainmaninsights.org/cats-dogs-monkeys-and-people-love-to-be-caressed#comments Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:21:58 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=8054 Cats, dogs, monkeys, and
people love to be caressed!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/cats-dogs-monkeys-and-people-love-to-be-caressed/feed 0 It’s hard to be angry with a dog that licks your face. http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-hard-to-be-angry-with-a-dog-that-licks-your-face http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-hard-to-be-angry-with-a-dog-that-licks-your-face#comments Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:42:34 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7727 It’s hard to be angry with
a dog that licks your face.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-hard-to-be-angry-with-a-dog-that-licks-your-face/feed 0 Q. Why do dogs bark? A. No one ever taught them how to talk. http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-dogs-bark-a-no-one-ever-taught-them-how-to-talk http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-dogs-bark-a-no-one-ever-taught-them-how-to-talk#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:11:09 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7603 Q. Why do dogs bark?

A. No one ever taught
them how to talk.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-dogs-bark-a-no-one-ever-taught-them-how-to-talk/feed 0 It’s hard to be angry with a dog who licks your face. http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-hard-to-be-angry-with-a-dog-who-licks-your-face http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-hard-to-be-angry-with-a-dog-who-licks-your-face#comments Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:25:44 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7528 It’s hard to be angry with
a dog who licks your face.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/its-hard-to-be-angry-with-a-dog-who-licks-your-face/feed 0 Children cost too much! Cats and dogs are more economical. http://mountainmaninsights.org/children-cost-too-much-cats-and-dogs-are-more-economical http://mountainmaninsights.org/children-cost-too-much-cats-and-dogs-are-more-economical#comments Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:23:29 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7401 Children cost too much!  Cats
and dogs are more economical.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/children-cost-too-much-cats-and-dogs-are-more-economical/feed 0 Q. Why do so many families have dogs and cats as pets? A. Elephants do not fit comfortably in most homes. http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-so-many-families-have-dogs-and-cats-as-pets-a-elephants-do-not-fit-comfortably-in-most-homes http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-so-many-families-have-dogs-and-cats-as-pets-a-elephants-do-not-fit-comfortably-in-most-homes#comments Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:12:22 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7284 Q.  Why do so many families
have dogs and cats as pets?

A. Elephants do not fit
comfortably into most homes.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-do-so-many-families-have-dogs-and-cats-as-pets-a-elephants-do-not-fit-comfortably-in-most-homes/feed 0 My wife and dog both disagree with me. http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-wife-and-dog-both-disagree-with-me http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-wife-and-dog-both-disagree-with-me#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 15:18:44 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=7037 My wife and dog both
disagree with me.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/my-wife-and-dog-both-disagree-with-me/feed 0 I had three pet alligators. Until one of them ate the other two. http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-had-three-pet-alligators-until-one-of-them-ate-the-other-two http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-had-three-pet-alligators-until-one-of-them-ate-the-other-two#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:42:16 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=4897 I had two pet alligators.  Until one of them ate the other two.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/i-had-three-pet-alligators-until-one-of-them-ate-the-other-two/feed 0 I’m living on Social Security, providing my dog with prosperity! http://mountainmaninsights.org/im-living-on-social-security-providing-my-dog-with-prosperity http://mountainmaninsights.org/im-living-on-social-security-providing-my-dog-with-prosperity#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:22:26 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=4738 I’m living on Social Security, providing my dog with prosperity!

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/im-living-on-social-security-providing-my-dog-with-prosperity/feed 0 A dog is a man’s best friend, but a woman is much better in bed. http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-dog-is-a-mans-best-friend-but-a-woman-is-much-better-in-bed http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-dog-is-a-mans-best-friend-but-a-woman-is-much-better-in-bed#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:35:23 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=4639 A dog is a man’s best friend, but a woman is much better in bed.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-dog-is-a-mans-best-friend-but-a-woman-is-much-better-in-bed/feed 0 Some people are kinder to their dogs than to their children. http://mountainmaninsights.org/some-people-are-kinder-to-their-dogs-than-to-their-children http://mountainmaninsights.org/some-people-are-kinder-to-their-dogs-than-to-their-children#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:11:58 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=4756 Some people are kinder to their dogs than to their children.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/some-people-are-kinder-to-their-dogs-than-to-their-children/feed 0 Q. Why does a dog carry a stick in its mouth? A. Its paws have no fingers. http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-does-a-dog-carry-a-stick-in-its-mouth-a-its-paws-have-no-fingers http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-does-a-dog-carry-a-stick-in-its-mouth-a-its-paws-have-no-fingers#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:33:35 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=4483 Q. Why does a dog carry a stick in its mouth?

A. Its paws have no fingers.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/q-why-does-a-dog-carry-a-stick-in-its-mouth-a-its-paws-have-no-fingers/feed 0 Don’t tell your dog anything! He will spill it all to the media. http://mountainmaninsights.org/dont-tell-your-dog-anything-he-will-spill-it-all-to-the-media http://mountainmaninsights.org/dont-tell-your-dog-anything-he-will-spill-it-all-to-the-media#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:32:14 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=4427 Don’t tell your dog anything!  He will spill it all to the media.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/dont-tell-your-dog-anything-he-will-spill-it-all-to-the-media/feed 0 We hear that your dog talks! She’s a stupid mutt. She can’t read. http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-hear-that-your-dog-talks-shes-a-stupid-mutt-she-cant-read http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-hear-that-your-dog-talks-shes-a-stupid-mutt-she-cant-read#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:13:32 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=3382 We hear that your
dog talks!

She’s a stupid mutt.
She can’t read.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/we-hear-that-your-dog-talks-shes-a-stupid-mutt-she-cant-read/feed 0 Children are smarter than puppies. http://mountainmaninsights.org/children-are-smarter-than-puppies http://mountainmaninsights.org/children-are-smarter-than-puppies#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:08:28 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=1568 Children are smarter than puppies.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/children-are-smarter-than-puppies/feed 0 A Pet’s Prayer May I have a kind, caring, capable owner. http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-pets-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-pets-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 13:26:44 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=1434 A Pet’s Prayer

May I have a kind,
caring, capable owner.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-pets-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner/feed 0 A Horse’s Prayer May I have a kind, caring, capable owner. http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-horses-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-horses-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 13:24:22 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=1432 A Horse’s Prayer

May I have a kind,
caring, capable owner.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-horses-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner/feed 0 A Cat’s Prayer May I have a kind, capable, caring owner. http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-cats-prayer http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-cats-prayer#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 13:20:45 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=1429 A Cat’s Prayer

May I have a kind,
caring, capable owner.

]]> http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-cats-prayer/feed 0 A Dog’s prayer May I have a kind, caring, capable owner. http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-dogs-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner http://mountainmaninsights.org/a-dogs-prayer-may-i-have-a-kind-caring-capable-owner#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 13:14:24 +0000 admin http://mountainmaninsights.org/?p=1425 A Dog’s Prayer

May I have a kind,
caring, capable owner.

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