Q. Why do dogs bark? A. No one ever taught them how to talk.
Tag Archives: pets
June 29, 2010
Children cost too much! Cats and dogs are more economical.
Children cost too much! Cats and dogs are more economical.
June 12, 2010
Q. Why do so many families have dogs and cats as pets? A. Elephants do not fit comfortably in most homes.
Q. Why do so many families have dogs and cats as pets? A. Elephants do not fit comfortably into most homes.
June 2, 2010
May 13, 2010
I had three pet alligators. Until one of them ate the other two.
I had two pet alligators. Until one of them ate the other two.
December 27, 2009
I’m living on Social Security, providing my dog with prosperity!
I’m living on Social Security, providing my dog with prosperity!
December 21, 2009
A dog is a man’s best friend, but a woman is much better in bed.
A dog is a man’s best friend, but a woman is much better in bed.
December 17, 2009