Mountain Man Insights » quirky

I can be as stupid as anyone – but less often.

admin — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 08:33:53 +0000

I can be as stupid as
anyone – but less often.

Only make erasable mistakes.

admin — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:12:16 +0000

Only make erasable
mistakes.

Never swallow a whale when you aren’t hungry.

admin — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:18:49 +0000

Never swallow a whale
when you aren’t hungry.

The interest on my bank account is funding my monthly candy bar.

admin — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:58:09 +0000

The interest on my bank
account is funding my
monthly candy bar.

My old jalopy is now a classic car.

admin — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 13:17:42 +0000

My old jalopy
is now a
classic car.

Avoid constant failure. Moderate it with mediocrity.

admin — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 21:41:52 +0000

Avoid constant failure.
Moderate it with
mediocrity.

It’s a nonpartisan fight: Everyone against everyone else.

admin — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:32:22 +0000

It’s a nonpartisan fight:
Everyone against
everyone else.

It’s a challenge to convey brilliance to an idiot.

admin — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:02:13 +0000

It’s a challenge
to convey brilliance
to an idiot.

The more complex the technology, the more fully employed consultants there are.

admin — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 17:06:44 +0000

The more complex the
technology, the more
fully employed
consultants there are.

There must be something wrong with this failure!

admin — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:53:29 +0000

There must be something
wrong with this failure!

The get-away vehicle was a pony-powered cart.

admin — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:22:48 +0000

The get-away vehicle was
a pony-powered cart.

It takes a sharp lawyer to tell you which illegal is legal.

admin — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:36:03 +0000

It takes a sharp lawyer to
tell you which illegal is legal.

Notice: To the fullest extent allowed by law, nothing wilwork today.

admin — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:32:10 +0000

Notice: To the fullest
extent allowed by law,
nothing wilwork today.

Dangerous accidents happen in home. Stay out!

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:38:34 +0000

Dangerous accidents happen
in home. Stay out!

The trouble with me is everyone else.

admin — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 12:03:25 +0000

The trouble with me
is everyone else.

Please pardon me while I malfunction.

admin — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:03:06 +0000

Please pardon me
while I malfunction.

Go crazy now. Beat the rush.

admin — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:30:21 +0000

Go crazy now.
Beat the rush.

You do not have to be board certified crazy to run for political office. But it helps.

admin — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:47:40 +0000

You do not have to be board
certified crazy to run for
political office. But it helps.

I’m giving you a second chance – with someone else.

admin — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 11:44:51 +0000

I’m giving you a second
chance – with someone else.

We are producing higher-quality defects than ever before.

admin — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:56:35 +0000

We are producing higher-quality
defects than ever before.