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Tag Archives: aphorisms

I’ve been sitting on the stove to long with nothing cooking.

I’ve been sitting on the stove too long with nothing cooking.…

This sardine can is getting overcrowded.

This sardine can is getting overcrowded.…

Have you noticed lately that everything born in Washington eats money?

Have you noticed lately that everything born in Washington eats money?…

The corpse is slowly recovering.

The corpse is slowly recovering.…

It all comes out at the end of the sewer line.

It all comes out at the end of the sewer line.…

Go dry off with a wet towel!

Go dry off with a wet towel!…

The Gizork is an animal that eats its own tail. The Gizork survives as long as it grows faster than it eats.

The Gizork is an animal that eats its own tail.  The Gizork survives as long as it grows faster than it eats.…