I’m living on Social Security, providing my dog with prosperity!…
Tag Archives: pets
December 21, 2009
A dog is a man’s best friend, but a woman is much better in bed.
A dog is a man’s best friend, but a woman is much better in bed.…
December 17, 2009
Some people are kinder to their dogs than to their children.
Some people are kinder to their dogs than to their children.…
December 15, 2009
Q. Why does a dog carry a stick in its mouth? A. Its paws have no fingers.
Q. Why does a dog carry a stick in its mouth?
A. Its paws have no fingers.…
December 11, 2009
Don’t tell your dog anything! He will spill it all to the media.
Don’t tell your dog anything! He will spill it all to the media.…
December 10, 2009
We hear that your dog talks! She’s a stupid mutt. She can’t read.
We hear that your
dog talks!
She’s a stupid mutt.
She can’t read.…
October 26, 2009
Children are smarter than puppies.
Children are smarter than puppies.…
June 11, 2009