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Education Termination is a fable for our time. It tells the story of how top politicians solve our public schools crisis. Teacher-free, student-less schools become the norm. Standardized test scores soar, property taxes plunge, and the politicians get reelected! Yes, it can happen here. Learn how by reading through the boxes below. Start laughing – and crying!

The mayor testifies: The sit-in computer students now receive a constant news feed of local traffic conditions, weather reports, fire and police emergencies, scam alerts, sports scores, celebrity scandals, and stock prices.

The mayor testifies:  The sit-in computer students now receive a constant news feed of local traffic conditions, weather reports, fire and police emergencies, scam alerts, sports scores, celebrity scandals, and stock prices.…

The mayor testifies: The sit-in computer/students provide the fine citizens of our city with up-to-the-minute reports on all inquiries about locally vital news. Simply text-in or voice-in from your mobile device.

The mayor testifies:  The sit-in computer/students provide the fine citizens of our city with up-to-the-minute reports on all inquiries about locally vital news.  Simply text-in or voice-in from your mobile device.…

The mayor testifies: A sit-in computer/student personally, instantly responds. Hi, I am Jork, how may I help you? Or: Hi, I am Artak, how may I help you?

The mayor testifies:  A sit-in computer/student personally, instantly responds.  Hi, I am Jork, how may I help you?  Or: Hi, I am Artak, how may I help you?

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The mayor testifies: A fine citizen driving their vehicle can simply say what their current news question is. Jork or Artak responds with an instant, up-to-the-minute news report. Nothing can beat them on instant response time! Everyone loves them.

The mayor testifies:  A fine citizen driving their vehicle can simply say what their current news question is.  Jork or Artak responds with an instant, up-to-the-minute news report.  Nothing can beat them on instant response time!  Everyone loves them.…

The mayor testifies: The MUDS sit-in computer/students have become our premier local news reporters! It feels like your favorite uncle is sitting in News Central, cheerfully ready to answer all news questions that you voice-in.

The mayor testifies:  The MUDS sit-in computer/students have become our premier local news reporters!  It feels like your favorite uncle is sitting in News Central, cheerfully ready to answer all news questions that you voice-in.…

The mayor concludes: MUDS sit-in computer/students now handle over 750,000 individual news inquiries on a weekday. They have become an integral thread in the fabric of our urban lifestyle. It is inconceivable that we could live without them!

The mayor concludes:  MUDS sit-in computer/students now handle over 750,000 individual news inquiries on a weekday.  They have become an integral thread in the fabric of our urban lifestyle.  It is inconceivable that we could live without them!…

Eyem Cheapest, MUDS Chief Financial Officer, testifies: We have fully attained one of our CRM (Cost Reduction Measure) goals. There are no longer any people/students in our schools. This is a powerful break with long-standing tradition!

Eyem Cheapest, MUDS Chief Financial Officer, testifies:  We have fully attained one of our CRM (Cost Reduction Measure) goals.  There are no longer any people/students in our schools.  This is a powerful break with long-standing tradition!…