Charles Schulz flunks the standardized test, is expelled from school as a disobedient miscreant!
Schulz drew cartoons of young children and a dog on the test answer sheets, failed to answer a single test question.…
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March 23, 2014
The new drug has proven effective in protecting monkeys against virulent partisan attacks from Washington.
The new drug has proven effective in protecting monkeys against virulent partisan attacks from Washington.…
March 16, 2014
The breakthrough standardized babies and toddlers educational test determines the appropriate grade level for each baby and toddler.
The breakthrough standardized babies and toddlers educational test determines the appropriate grade level for each baby and toddler.…
March 16, 2014
We are accurately determining which babies and toddlers are college-ready, and which are not.
We are accurately determining which babies and toddlers are college-ready, and which are not.…
March 16, 2014
The earlier we determine which students will fail, the better.
The earlier we determine which students will fail, the better.…
March 16, 2014
The babies and toddlers standardized educational program failed when it was discovered that babies and toddlers cannot type.
The babies and toddlers standardized educational testing program failed when it was discovered that babies and toddlers cannot type.…
March 16, 2014
Newborn babies must now take and pass the Standardized Babies Test before being released from the hospital.
Newborn babies must now take and pass the Standardized Babies Test before being released from the hospital.…
March 7, 2014